how i'll spend the $10 million i may have already won

With the imminent Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes dough, I will:

• buy a big fluffy organic mattress for everyone (in my household, that is)
• book a trip to London
• and Disneyland, this time staying in a suite at the Grand Californian
• remodel the kitchen
• and our bathroom
• and our closet
• give whatever it takes to get our church built
• pay for a bunch of Make-A-Wish wishes
• send my parents on a trip (this is meant as a nice gesture)
• make a down payment on a house for my sister (as long as it's near us - we will not forsake the free babysitting)
• eat at a fabulous restaurant once a month (yes, you're invited, spying neighbors)
• start a birthday celebration service for families at shelters
• fly wherever Gael Garcia Bernal is filming and shamelessly stalk him
  

I've thought of many other things to spend this imaginary cash on but have deemed them unworthy. A list of reasons why will follow another time, when I've come to my senses.