because she loves me and wants only the best for me
- stop referring to her as a 'California girl' whenever she whines about rain
- not find the best deals at GAP & Old Navy before she does
- eat more salad
- tell her my kids also destroy and/or lose new toys within an hour of receiving them
- loan her some seasonal purses and watches (and teach her to care about switching them...)
- go skiing, without making stinky faces
- never take her to another sad-ending movie
- refuse to share the gigantic tub o' popcorn with buttery flavoring at the movies
- engage in gossip about the pta
- use capital letters when i type e-mails
- wear lipstick
- believe that she really does not like chocolate
- vote Republican
Best of luck, best friend
1 comment:
i think i really dig your rlbff (real life...)
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