things that are funny

According to me, though I am not a clown, here to amuse you...

• students who think teachers can't hear them talk about outrageously inappropriate behaviors
• t-shirt seen on customer at wild oats: "MEAT IS MURDER tasty, tasty murder"
• the words 'penis,' 'fraggle,' 'wormy,' and 'poop'
• grown men who still go by the name Scooter (this could also be on the 'things that are sad' list, I suppose)
• bumper sticker: "Jesus Loves You...Everyone Else Thinks You're an Asshole"
• www.askaninja.com
• best riddle ever: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead (and the question that is always in the back of my mind: Do monkeys really die in & fall out of trees? Curious...)
• best knock-knock joke: Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Inter- MOO!

Now, go forth and chuckle in my name.