things that are funny

According to me, though I am not a clown, here to amuse you...
  • students who think teachers can't hear them talk about outrageously inappropriate behaviors
  • t-shirt seen on customer at wild oats: "MEAT IS MURDER tasty, tasty murder"
  • the words 'penis,' 'fraggle,' 'wormy,' and 'poop'
  • grown men who still go by the name Scooter (this could also be on the 'things that are sad' list, I suppose)
  • bumper sticker: "Jesus Loves You...Everyone Else Thinks You're an Asshole"
  • best riddle ever: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead (and the question that is always in the back of my mind: Do monkeys really die in & fall out of trees? Curious...)
  • best knock-knock joke: Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Inter- MOO!

Now, go forth and chuckle in my name.


elaine@bloginmyeye said...

Oh. my. goodness. Scary moment. GUESS what my favorite knock knock joke is. Oh yes! You rock.

Leann I Am said...

Thanks for the chuckle!

LarryG said...

that's funny i just clicked a link to this... i love that cow thing!
i wonder if that would work as a frog joke?