- fastest eye roll in the west
- most elaborate fantasies about imaginary boyfriends (don't ask)
- best seasonal decorator
- least likely to show cleavage in public without grimacing
- strongest convictions about restaurants, grocery stores, and corporations that don't care what I think
- worst planner of daily dinners
- biggest weeper who doesn't actually cry in front of anyone
- giddiest non-teen fan of Gael Garcia Bernal
- funniest (& most humble) person you know
- luckiest wife ever
(Awards I've actually won ~ Best Dressed Teacher (given after whining to students about how much I would love it) & Most Concerned, which is teenager-code for being way too involved in their personal lives)
1 comment:
you should make some of these memes, and tag your other blog friends, they're funny and that way if we copy you it's not really thievery or plagiarism.
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