signs

Things that indicate I'm getting better:

1. My eye sockets don't hurt.
2. The sitting up to lying down ratio is more socially acceptable.
3. No alternating feelings of being broiled alive & having shivering goosebumps.
4. Taking a shower & brushing my teeth don't seem quite so daunting.
5. I care deeply that instead of looking like this when I'm ill:

Unplucked eyebrows, yes. Pretty nightgown & flawless complexion? No.



...I look more like this:

Except I'm lying down, and not smiling. Plus my hair is shorter.

thirteen saptastic songs for your valentine

My 13 faves from the "lovey dovey stuff" playlist on my iPod:

• This Boy ~ The Beatles (I totally wanted This Boy, to save me from That Boy who only made me cry.)

• Endless Love

~Diana Ross & Lionel Richie (I used to have the 45 rpm and would listen to it daily. And cry.)

I Will Always Love You ~ Dolly Parton (More crying)

Wonderful Tonight ~ Eric Clapton (Rockers singing love songs? *sob*)

I Only Want to Be With You ~ Dusty Springfield (I love that I could actually sing along to this; if only I could dance like her.)

• Hopelessly Devoted to You ~ Olivia Newton-John (I can lip sync this one like no other, friends)
• Tender Love ~ The Force M.D.s (Love songs by rappers? *double sob*)
• Hey There Delilah ~ Plain White Ts (Shut up, haters; it's sweet)
• State of the Heart ~ Rick Springfield (There is an obsession; it's a bit embarrassing)
• Babe ~ Styx (What can I say? It takes me back to 7th grade. Crying in the bathroom.)
• Second Chance & Caught Up In You ~ .38 Special (Southern rockin' dudes & sweet love songs? *more sobbing*)
• Hard Habit to Break ~ Chicago (How could a lovey dovey playlist be complete without Chicago?)
• Endless Summer Nights ~ Richard Marx (Long dreamy story behind this one; someday I might tell)
• One of Us ~ ABBA (Precious song, but the video makes no sense - maybe they didn't understand their lyrics in English?)

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One of us is crazy...See more at Thursday 13

could i possibly be any more vanilla?

This is an assignment I gave my creative writing students this week. My only real intention was to get them to think figuratively - come up with unusual comparisons that tell something about a character (in this case, themselves). As individual statements, they seem innocuous & amusing. When read all at once? It's armchair psychoanalysis. Some of the patterns that emerged with kids were such dead-on personality profiles, I felt a little guilty for revealing them so. I think everyone owes me $95 for my hour of assessment.

Feel free to call this a meme (or whatever you prefer that doesn't sound so weird) and probe the depths of your own psyche. Zenmomma did a post like this, too (something in the air?) with variations and a song.

If I were a shoe, I'd be a shiny penny loafer.

If I were a city, I'd be London.

If I were a season, I'd be fall.

If I were a car, I'd be a Volvo.

If I were a vegetable, I'd be a carrot.

If I were a fruit, I'd be a strawberry.

If I were a color, I'd be plum.

If I were furniture, I'd be a loveseat.

If I were a song, I'd be something sappy. Or a show tune (but from a tragedy).

If I were a country, I'd be England.

If I were a beverage, I'd be black tea.

If I were clothing, I'd be a cardigan sweater.

If I were weather, I'd be sunny & mild.

If I were an animal, I'd be a koala.

If I were a dessert, I'd be apple crisp.

If I were a plant, I'd be a hydrangea.

If I were a word, I'd be practical.